Pete Buttigieg Slams Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham on Fox News, Gets Standing Ovation at End of Town Hall

I like to imagine his ample jowls trembling with rage. I’ve never considered the hair. Maybe that’s when moves forward and forms a cantilever over his brow. But I’ve always thought of it more like a jellyfish. I still doubt it has an endoskeleton. Maybe it’s more like a coral. In that case, maybe when he’s angry it tucks itself inside of his scalp.

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