Things I learned in school…
*Lungs have the surface area of a football field.
Intestines are 22 feet long.
There seems to be a discrepancy in relative size there if you’re serious about a career in butt-breathing.
Note - Not everything I learned in school turned out to be true or even useful so there’s that.
*That may have been capacitors. I often get lungs and capacitors mixed up.