Police: "no reports" of JD Vance's imaginary pet bar-be-ques

I’m glad Vance and Trump likely won’t have any campaign stops in Massachusetts. [In 2020, President Biden and Vice-President Harris got more than twice as many votes in the state as did Trump and Pence.]

If he tried stopping at a Dunkin, it would be even more cringeworthy than Vance’s last stop at a donut shop given the official doughnut of the state.

[To forestall the cries I see coming at that mental picture: where is the :face_vomiting: reaction?]

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