Police say Texas woman ate half a cake while roaming Walmart, then refused to pay

[L0ki]

@Lexicat

And really, who among us can say that she has not, at one time or another, tried to have her cake and eat it too?

@GiantRobotPilot

Darn. I really wanted to see the mug shot of someone who just ate half a cake.

Here you go:

I believe the lady from Texas may be on her way to talk to Boris’s team right now. She may have failed on this occasion but her expertise in the subject area is clear.