Just another slice of cakelife in Walmartland, which seems to soak these people up like a sponge. The report did not say if she was a blondie or a brownie. Maybe she was just loafing around wating for a date (and walmartnut, umm … loaf?)
Seems nobody torte her about how to pay for things before you eat them. A financier would have helped. The police should have made her pay a parkin fine.
ETA - look, I know they said it was ‘cake’ but are we certain it was not “CAKE”
