Is it bad that this was my first thought as well?
Many years ago, I was working as part of the Safety and Security Team for the Bristol Renaissance Faire. We had closed for the day, but we were still doing a sweep to get the non-employees off the grounds so everyone could collapse for a while. Someone from the petting zone came over to let us know that one of the goats got out and asked if we could help her look for it. Most of us were still on the sweep and would be on that for the next 20 minutes or so, but yeah, we could spare two people.
They went off to look, but called back over the radio a few minute later with “What color is the goat?” I couldn’t help myself, I answered back “It’s goat colored. If you see any goat, it’s safe to say that’s the one!”
They found it a few minutes later. It was indeed goat colored!
