Pope invites Bernie Sanders to Vatican to speak about "social, economic, and environmental" issues

Ah, sucks to be a poor, eh? Not like that fat cat Bernie! Who simply refuses to show us his tax returns. I bet that’s because they’d lead the way to all sorts of offshore havens, and private islands, and three-elevator garages and golden toilets and such. The nerve of that elitist one-percenter!

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