“Disruptors” sounds too much like some clever techbro that’s found some hack to change an outdated business model. Still bad, but in a way that some segment of the population seems to admire and wouldn’t mind being associated with.
Getting closer. But the word “pilfer” just sounds too trivial in some way. Some of these package thefts can have important consequences, especially when medications are taken.
I think that being exposed to too many McDonald’s commercials as a kid has made me associate the term “burglar” with a cartoony, semi-harmless scamp.