Pornographic Adventure Time parody

You know, I’m beginning to think that the question shouldn’t necessarily, “Why don’t we teach men to not rape?” because I have to tell you, even as a 39-year-old, I know I got bombarded by that message a lot. Rather, I think the message ought to be, “Why don’t we teach kids about sex?” Porn, though it can be entertaining, is a horrible instructor. I mean, if that was my instructor, I just spit on her genitals and just sorta bang away and she screams like it’s the best orgasm ever, right? (What’s with the constant sucking air through the teeth, anyway?)

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