Portrait of a failing state: Canadian government's worst moments of 2013

Scandal is part of the kid pop start formula. Once they hit around 20 or so the gems in their hands start to blink and they’re required to relinquish their teen audience a newly manufactured star. The best way to do this is apparently the good old fashioned sex and drugs route. I’m sure somewhere someone has the powerpoint presentation on how they plan to transition each and every teen star once they hit life force renewal day.

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