Prisoner molded a soap mask as part of escape plan

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So here was his plan:

  1. Mold mask.

  2. Wait for Dave Attell to perform at the prison.

  3. Pretend to be Mr. Attell. Tell guards, “I wandered away from my agent. I wanted to see this infamous ‘K block’ you guys told me about.” Hope guards don’t notice mouth not moving. Be escorted to Mr. Attell’s vehicle.

  4. Tell driver to go. Hope driver doesn’t notice mouth not moving.

  5. Wonder how long I’ll have to hide out by performing regular standup gigs. Hope audience doesn’t notice mouth not moving.

It’s foolproof!

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