Is Santa running for public office? Is there something on the line here: lives, taxes, race relations, public policy?
Yes, all we basically have is this guy’s word that the family doesn’t want to go public. Personally I’m skeptical. But I don’t buy the equivalence of this probably fake news to obviously fake news that has real political consequences.
Ah, who am I kidding… All you people who had a brief moment of hope before it was stoically snatched away by the adults in the room, you’re all terrible terrible people. Just awful. The worst. /s
