PSA: Digital scammers will try to scam you

WAIT MINE DIDN’T HAVE UNICODE CHARACTERS SO SHOULD I PAY THEM?

My favorite part of these is the complement eg. “you’ve got a nice tastę lmao.”

I couldn’t care less if everybody I know got an email revealing that I have a body and that it [GASP!] has sexy feelings. I don’t know where I first heard it, but I like the fact that, “nobody inherits a trait for celibacy.”

The first time I got one of these scam emails, I was just mildly freaked about whether I still used that old password anywhere. Password manager ftw.