The guy licked the blood, so clearly he’s a vampire and yet the college is not only complacent in his continued employment but punishing the student as if she were making some kind of false accusation. Sure he said it was only a joke, but any vampire would say that wouldn’t they. Meanwhile this students walking around cutting herself and yet nobody (else) is being punished. What kind of mad world do we live in?
They’re just waiting until the archaeology department can find his coffin. The physicists and engineers are hosting a crossbow design competition.
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Well, if you have the psychological need to consume stuff in chronological order…
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If the observer just observes, possibly furtively, and doesn’t shout “What’s all this, then!”
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He should be in politics.
“Sharkey says he first drank blood at age five and now consumes the blood of his girlfriends and mistresses twice a week.”
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Mmmmm, tough on crime, but has multiple restraining orders brought by the families of 16 year old girls? Sounds like a grade-A Republican candidate.
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