But that’s not all!
We told you, these StatGear Rescue Knives are made of ultra strong stainless steel that can quite literally cut through anything! They’re not limited to cutting through mere objects in the phenomenal world,
Suppose it’s one of those Saturdays when you’re out trekking across the local university campus and suddenly you’re surrounded by a menacing gang of philosophers, threatening you with pointed questions about Hegel’s dialectic and cutting remarks about the nature of epistomology. Just flip open your StatGear Rescue Knife and in no time you’ll be cutting through specialized terminology and slicing away irrelevant distinctions. They won’t know what hit them.
Perhaps you took too much acid, and now you’re being threatened by demons and astral beings from the shadow planes? No problem - even if they’re purely hallucinations, the StatGear Rescue Knife will slice them into little bits!
Or perhaps you’re wandering in search of enlightenment, and need to slice through trailing vines of delusion to even see your path? No problem, the StatGear Rescue Knife can also cut through delusions, mental obstructionsm and dualistic thinking. It’s like having your very own sword of Prajña. In fact, you don’t even need to have one - it cuts right through any distinction of having and not-having!
Now that you’ve heard the good news of the StatGear Rescue Knife, there’s no having or not-having. There’s nothing to do, nothing to have, and nobody to have it.
