Right, right. Got to punch this copy up a bit. Let’s see, keep it relatable…
It’s a typical Saturday and so you’re racing your million dollar racerhorse 
down the mountainside into a mighty horse crash and just in time you grab all
Five 
StatGear Rescue Knives
out of all your pockets and belt clips and punch out the Horse’s WINDOWS and CUT THROUGH THE HORSE SEAT BELTS AND LEAP CLEAR before it bursts into flames and turns into a dragon-
-phoenix and flies away!
What do you think? Too bland? Needs the sex scene? It needs more explosions, doesn’t it? Can we get Michael Bay? We really need him to film the infomercial.
