Purfume fad: smell like burning or decomposing vegetation

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Now in these great new styles:

Burning Books (for neocon metrosexuals)

Liar Liar Hair and Pants on Fire (for those employed in The Media)

“Notable Tire Fires” (for people recognizing either environmental injustices, street riots, or both)

Underground Coal Seam Burning Since 1962 (for the old school types)

What Is That Smell of Impending Doom? (for the anti-old school types who recognize underground fires but want to signal their choice of nuclear over coal)

Massive General Garbage Fire, which is the on-trend scent since January 20, 2017

Let’s skip over the “how much carbon are we dumping in the air these days” and go straight to the music, shall we?

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