i see Putin is invading to the south again. 
on a related note…
“we found 115 results for ‘The Baby Jesus Butt Plug’ at Target”
http://goo.gl/WPIoac
While it may not be an actual product at Target, it is hilarious that is is one of the top results in google. This is the downside of programmatically harvesting popular terms to drive traffic to search results pages which should not be indexable. Lol. Way to go target. 
It is an actual book though: http://www.amazon.com/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823
And it was assigned reading for some students: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/28/us-teacher-students-baby-jesus-butt-plug-book_n_4355099.html
The internet is a strange and wonderful place.