Is Assange just the handmaiden of fascism? Where is all his flowery language on freedom?
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What will anybody make of that? Isn’t it just more word-salad?
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Don’t I like one of the suggestions in the comments? Doesn’t the term “pay-to-play” make perfect sense to use against the Republicans, so that voting clout is tied to how much tax is paid into the federal coffers FROM each state?
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Sigh.
Isn’t it sad that I want to be Donalded just to know that there are some things in life that make sense? #devos
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Anyone here live near the Oroville Dam?
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What the hell? Can I not even count on a solid donalding anymore? Six likes and nobody have me a Donald?
Oh, wait, had the entire country been Donalded?
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Aren’t I about as far away as possible? Sorry to see this. 
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Was Gramma’s house near there? Do I remember them talking about Oroville?
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Can’t you not always get what you want? But sometimes you might get what you need?
Could we build some new civil infrastructure and get Mexico to pay for that instead (or pay for it ourselves, you know, whatever)?
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Won’t I build The Death star?
And won’t Mexico pay for it!?
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Wasn’t this an interesting tidbit to find in one of my textbooks?
Wouldn’t it be super if he truly did limit his maladaptive behavior to avoiding handshakes?
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Having seen the way he shakes hands, should he even do that?
And what did Edgar Allen Poe do wrong to get lumped in between those two?
Can I get a citation check on that “fell off a boat” theory about Natalie Wood?
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Is it considered falling off if you’re pushed? Is that your question?
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If I am pushed, do I not fall?
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Can you wait for an answer while I get legal advice?
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Are you Christopher Walken?
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The Christopher Walken?
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How am I not earning royalties on the sales of this product?
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Yeah, what’s that about? Why does it have to be a monkey, anyway? Why did they steal my name?!?
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