Now I’m imagining what I must have looked like to a dedicated observer last time I spent a significant amount of time in an airport…
- Wandering around the same column three times.
- Doing ad-hoc Tai-chi-like stretches in front of the viewing window.
- Intently tracing the outline of concourse examining the skirting board. (Looking for an electrical outlet)
- Examining self for rashes.
- Entering and leaving the same shop several times by different routes.
- Going to the bathroom and coming out wearing different clothes! And shaven!
- Wearing a hat. Throwing hat in the air to see if I could touch the roof.
- Counting the tiles in the ceiling. (Or more precisely, counting the tiles on the sides and then making calculations…)
- Switching SIM cards in and out, several times
- Counting security cameras. Mugging for them.
- I often board last.
- etc
