Judging by the other stories of his I’ve read, I’m going to guess, at least according to him, he got married “because she was a super hot supermodel who could have had any guy but she became totally obsessed with me even though I only sort of liked her… but she was awesome in the sack and liked being humiliated in bed and was rich too so why not btw this is totally a true story guys aren’t I awesome?”
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