Rechargeable Sonicare toothbrush for $12

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@Flossaluzitarin

Still not fully automatic. I’d imagined you pull some sort of braided ripcord to set it going then set the thing careening round to dry your teeth, put toothpaste on, work to separate out the stuck bits, then exhibit them on the counter before cleaning them up, removing the paste, working a bit on the gums, and running out of spin. Does it plumb onto little bottles you squeeze or something instead of the water-pik business? Tiny watering cans with hay drying on top?

Currently the closest to fully automatic is this (well, besides a tooth-slave):

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1071673943/amabrush-worlds-first-automatic-toothbrush

Seems doubtful that thing will clean all kinds of teeth well. What if you have natural non-corrected wonky teeth? Wisdom teeth? Abnormal amount of teeth? Vampire?

@Flossaluzitarin

Still, it’s only a matter of time before there’s a permanent sort of dashcam thing you’re supposed to put in your mouth, that does regular deep periodontal dives, works up light shows if you’re caught snoring, stages adoring meal mementoes with oral biota, light and squid ink gnocchi. Maybe it helps you speak quadcopter and fill out surveys with derring-do.

That’s a beautiful future. However, I’d prefer not to subject a new intelligent piece of machinery to a life of labor when we have all this biology wriggling around ready to be exploited. I’ve been waiting for the teeth cleaning worms for ages now:

The Dentic