ReddyIce appeals to Kari Lake supporters

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@frauenfelder

• “Our ice is so cold, we’ve had people come up to us in tears saying, ‘Kari, your ice is the coldest they’ve ever felt.’”
• “Other ice companies are using illegal immigrants to rig purity tests and make our ice look less transparent.”
• “Our proprietary freezing technology gives this ice medicinal properties – ice from our bags provides instant healing and immunity from any disease. Tremendous!”
• “Our ice has done more to reduce global warming than the Paris Climate Accord hoax.”
• “We reject the socialist laws of thermodynamics. Our cubes can last for hours under the hot sun thanks to our top secret refrigeration. People say they’ve never seen anything like it.”

Is this garbage come straight from T***p orifice by speech-to-text? It gives the same vibe.