I was surprised to find that Jersey didn’t fit my assumptions, based on various gangster movies. I was put straight by a relative who moved from Utah to New Jersey. They had to leave, partially, because they found the endless forest too oppressive; so they moved back to the wide open spaces of the Beehive State.
Meanwhile, on an island somewhere in the ocean…
“Buckle up, fellows, we’re on our way to Philly.”
