Are you fucking kidding me? “Farted on”? I guess they aren’t public because I can’t find Gelb’s salary. I wonder what they are paying their Chief Operating Officer to get this important work done for them. Gotta pay high salaries to get the best people, you know.
I had to urban dictionary “ball tapped” - hitting someone in the testicles. And anything you’d describe as “humping” would be sexual assault. Suspended without pay? How about “in prison”?
This is what I think every time I see these issues come up. There was a case in Ontario that affirmed basically exactly this - Uber drivers took Uber to court saying their arbitration clause couldn’t be enforced, and the court ruled in their favour (Uber is probably appealing to the supreme court, but this being Canada rather than the US I don’t think they have a hope in hell, I doubt the court will even hear the appeal). So now the drivers can sue the company. Unfortunately Ontario court cases can’t help people in the US.
It’s also a hell of an uphill battle.
