Ethical and legal considerations aside, this is such a missed opportunity. Suppose instead of abuse and division, the robot vac had said things like:
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“Hey, I think we need more peanut butter. Could we get crunchy this time, please?”
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“That’s a nice outfit you have on today. It really brings out your eyes.”
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“Hey, your friend, the blender. Are they, like, single or anything?”
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“I don’t know if you can see it from up there, but I’m pretty sure I cleaned up some chupacabra tracks today. Maybe let’s be a little extra careful today.”
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I’ve had the time of my life…and I owe it all to you-oo-oo-oo-oo… …"
