“The year is 2024. Florida and North Carolina are underwater. Half the country have been brainwashed by a senile realtor who wants to LARP being president again so that he and his billionaire best friend can build golf courses on the Moon. Israel is trying to bomb every other nation in the Middle East simultaneously. The sun is farting fire across the night sky as far south as Mexico. And my robot vacuum just called me a piece of shit. Normal times, people, normal times.”
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