Robot vacuums yell obscenities at owners after hackers take control

The way things are going, I think it’s good that we don’t have them.

The last thing I want is to have my home obliterated by a four-ton FlyingCyberTruck™ encrusted with MAGA stickers because Elon Musk’s Full Self Flying™ software momentarily forgot what a house looks like or the remote “safety pilot” in Bangladesh nodded off due to lack of sleep from working three jobs.

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