the real feat was tying the knots in the rope after it was inserted! that beats knotting cherry stems in your mouth any day. too bad the report doesn’t say if he was skipping rope alone or doing double dutch.
in the USA the guy would have claimed he was skipping rope naked and fell on the rope! 
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/er-stories.html
and
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1oui56/whats_the_funniest_excuse_a_patient_has_come_up/
at least he didn’t get it stuck in one of those “finger traps”…
