Rue 21 tells 14-year-old shopper she's "too big to be in this store"

Technically, the Strings newsletter is invisible–it can only be seen by those who have a firm grasp on object oriented ontologies and their application to each and every episode of Adventure Time. And Baboon nuggets; though I shudder at the thought of the man-and-or-woman who has a firm grasp on those.