Wife: "Honey? My friend Joyce said she saw you at dinner last night with another woman? Who did you have dinner with?"
Husband: "What? That’s ridiculous. I came straight home after work."
Wife: "Really? Then why didn’t you get home until almost 10?"
Husband: "Oh, right, I stopped to grab a bite to eat on the way home. I forgot."
Wife: "By yourself? For 3 hours?"
Husband: "Well, I did run into a coworker there and we talked. Nothing important."
Wife: "Who was it? Joyce said it was a woman."
Husband: "I don’t remember her name."
Wife: "Joyce sent me a picture. It looks like you were getting pretty cozy."
Husband: "Ok, look, yes, I had dinner with another woman, but it’s not what you think."
Wife: "Did you sleep with her?"
Husband: "What? No! Don’t be ridiculous. Look, I only had dinner with her because she said she wanted to have sex. But it turns out she just wanted to talk about setting me up with her friend.“
Wife:”…"
Husband: “Why are you mad! Nothing happened!”
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