Salad Cream renamed

[anon14640701]

@nungesser

Sort of. It was designed to be budget/diet mayo – it’s made by whipping/emulsifying a little bit of actual mayo with salad dressing. Made to be cheap & less fatty, with a lot more sugar and vinegar.

But for kids like me who were told it was mayonnaise, discovering the truth of actual mayo later on made Miracle Whip feel like a betrayal. And good lord it’s nasty when hot.

Edited to maintain factual consistency.