Replacing a fragile “loop cable system used for sending data” with less bandwidth than a dial-up modem is “more pressing than replacing the floppies,”
Waiting on a “Ksssseeeeyyy errrrr beeeep ong dee ong waaahhh urrrrrr” sequence to understand what the hell could’ve been slower than a dial-up modem. (“loop cable system” isn’t getting a hit which doesn’t involve “wakeboards”)