Santorum Christmas movie flops

I had to Google to make sure that wasn’t a real thing.

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Wait for it…

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Major missed opportunity not to rebrand himself as Santorum Claus. “When what to my wondering eyes should emit, but a frothy beige mixture of semen and shit.”

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To what address should we send you the internet? Because you won it today.

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I’m not sure… but it might be time we step away from the internet… if we’re being hypnotized by jay and bob gifs…

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His film studio is called “EchoLight.”

Perhaps “E. Coli” was already taken?

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All glory to the Hypnobob!

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sounds very politically orientated. oops, i meant tax-free funded.

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