“Approximately 4.5 feet tall, the statue features a snake around an arm with the hand clutching an apple.”
The apple (as in The Big Apple) represents NYC, birthplace of Satan-spawn Trump (he being represented by the clutching (read: greedy) snake-wrapped arm. [Stick with me on this, people; it’s almost kind of sort of borderline worth it.] The 4.5 feet represents what would be Trump’s height if he was shrunk down to correspond with the size of his little wee-wee.
The above is totally true.
