Saudi King Salman’s golden escalator breaks down at Russian airport

It would’ve been so much better if it had stopped suddenly and he’d rolled all the way to the bottom, ending up with his robe over his head. Not because I wish him ill, it’s just there’s nothing funnier.

I still laugh when I think about my late grandmother falling down the stairs and smashing a coffee table to flinders. She was fine, but TBH I can’t swear that it makes any difference in hindsight.

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