Saudi King Salman’s golden escalator breaks down at Russian airport

Are you suggesting that it isn’t a real gold (or more realistically, gold plated) escalator? Trump will be disappointed.

The old British escalator safety PIF freaked me out when I was a kid, and that was only a welly, not a person. For several years after seeing it I was convinced that all escalators were going to eat me if I got too close to the side.