Saudi law now requires sending a text to women after their husbands secretly divorce them

But… But… that would mean some level of power of the female over the male!

HOW DARE YOU!!!

(but seriously, does this dude not know that you can centrifuge jizz now for a better statistical chance at the sex you’re interested in having?)

Maybe we should all laugh at him for producing more feminine splooge (but that may increase his stress levels, which in turn would probably lead to more female sperm…, so it’s definitely a no-win sort of situation).