Scientist who proved existence of gluten intolerance challenges himself

I saw that recently at an Asian grocery store in Minneapolis and just felt this terrible urge to buy it and stage some sort of performance art that involves throwing it at people. I mean, I know folks with celiac disease, and I fully realize that “gluten free” is more than just a big trendy food-purity scam. And yet, I can imagine myself flinging wads of gluten at a crowd like a monkey flinging poo and it is glorious.

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