Scientists release hundreds of thousands of crabs upon Florida to protect coral reefs

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@blackanvil

I dunno. “Release the Crabs!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it as “Release the Kraken!” Is there any chance of genetically engineering a giant algae-eating cephalopod?

Will be heard at some future seafood restaurant: “Ok, who ordered the Cracked Kraken?!”