Scooch, Mooch! Trump removes Scaramucci from communications director job

It does make for entertaining reality TV…

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This is all playing beautifully into my “Bring Back Spicie!” campaign, I miss that guy.

PS - well honestly, it’s Melissa McCarthy I miss.

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I think the one he’s had for a while will work in all situations:

“Am Asshole. Will Travel.”

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I think Trump’s jowls have gotten floppier in the last few months…

Those sagging bags under his eyes definitely look heavier…

Spinal Tap has better drummer retention.

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Is Mooch even going to put this one on his resume?

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Trump and GOP will spin this as presidential strength, expeditiousness, and decisiveness… because they know their audience.

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All good as long as you don’t stress about it, amirite? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Damn girl, you mus’ be in da baddest hood!

Trump will blame an increase in Earth’s gravity.

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I dunno about that…

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I refuse to. I watched my mom obsess over getting older for more than half of my life, at least.

I ain’t goin’ out like that.

No, but demographically speaking, the overall mortality rates are just generally higher for my peer group; from bad diet/lifestyle to death-by-cop.

It’s not easy being Black. (Or anyone who isn’t rich, male, cisgendered and White, for that matter.)

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Oh, mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go.

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Beelzebub has a devil put aside for he

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For greater efficiency in handling turnover, Trump should have a trap door installed by the Oval Office desk along with a big gong to signal departures.

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And yet again, the Self-Owning Nostradamus of Twitter saw this coming:

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There must be a doctor somewhere in America who would be happy to diagnose 45 as a multiple stroke victim just based on his observed behavior.

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