It does make for entertaining reality TV…
This is all playing beautifully into my “Bring Back Spicie!” campaign, I miss that guy.
PS - well honestly, it’s Melissa McCarthy I miss.
I think the one he’s had for a while will work in all situations:
“Am Asshole. Will Travel.”
I think Trump’s jowls have gotten floppier in the last few months…
Those sagging bags under his eyes definitely look heavier…
Spinal Tap has better drummer retention.
Is Mooch even going to put this one on his resume?
Trump and GOP will spin this as presidential strength, expeditiousness, and decisiveness… because they know their audience.
All good as long as you don’t stress about it, amirite?
Damn girl, you mus’ be in da baddest hood!
Trump will blame an increase in Earth’s gravity.
I refuse to. I watched my mom obsess over getting older for more than half of my life, at least.
I ain’t goin’ out like that.
No, but demographically speaking, the overall mortality rates are just generally higher for my peer group; from bad diet/lifestyle to death-by-cop.
It’s not easy being Black. (Or anyone who isn’t rich, male, cisgendered and White, for that matter.)
Oh, mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for he…
For greater efficiency in handling turnover, Trump should have a trap door installed by the Oval Office desk along with a big gong to signal departures.
And yet again, the Self-Owning Nostradamus of Twitter saw this coming:
There must be a doctor somewhere in America who would be happy to diagnose 45 as a multiple stroke victim just based on his observed behavior.