But wait, there’s more! With every IoT Chia Pet, you’ll get the new, improved, IoT Pet Rock! Toss it away, you’ll always be able to find it because of it’s easily hackable wifi signal, and it will store the speed and impact force of your throw. Nice little Timmy down the street will know its you when you hit him upside the head with your Pet Rock!
By Ronco… when it absolutely doesn’t need to exist but does, it’s Ronco!
