Select your shape! Stool Analyzer has thoughts on your poop

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My wife refuses to discuss this website with me.

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Stool Analyzer, or bOING bOING?

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Both most of the time but really the former.

“No, we aren’t talking about our shits. Our marriage cannot accept this.”

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Ive eaten leafy greens before. They taste the same going in as out. That’s why I efficiently eat mostly meat and cheese, and pave concrete in my wake.

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You ate them going out? Ew.

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Well… Taste is 90+% smell. And they smell the same no matter what my primitive primate gut does to them.

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Next question: you smell your bowel movements? :slight_smile:

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And you don’t? You must have one hell of a ventilation system :smile:

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I was in Scotland recently.

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You’ve got one of those German shelf toilets, don’t you?

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