Some reasons to not go into space or Mars:
- Lack of toast.
- Death- surrounded by death.
- Lack of ice for my beverage. Yes, I am American.
- I can not get away from you in this spacecraft. Go away!
- I just want some toast or anything crunchy and flakey like toast.
- I forgot something. I don’t know what it will be, but I will forget something important back on Earth.
- You people are all very nice, but I do need some alone time.
- Yay, death is just MM away.
- Ironic lack of space because I will live in a fishbowl.
- Lack of swimming opportunities & lack of proper washing and sanitation.
- I am sure that within an hour of take off the air was 50% farts.
- Seriously, you guys go out for a group space walk. I’ll be fine here.
- Why is every bit of quite interrupted by an alarm klaxon.
- I get one phone call to my lawyer from space, and I cut the phone sanitizer loose too. Argh, could this trip get any worse.
- Months of quiet is nice, but the alarm klaxons never stop randomly sounding. Also the phone keeps ringing; The same phone I wont touch, because did you see their grimy hands.
- Even on landing there still is no toast.
- Did I turn off the oven before we left?
