Become better assholes. Guns, Hummers and Espresso makers were the first three hallmarks of assholes that I could think of yesterday! Good assholes learn to fly under the radar and pass my little asshole exam without letting on they are really an asshole. But the thing is, their (our) cravings remain the same: things that kill, things that fuck up the environment, and things that sneer at other people. CHRIST!!!
