I think it probably went down a little like this…
[Ring ring]
Ethicist: Hello?
Reporter: Hi, New York Post here. We’d like you to weigh in on a story we’re doing about robotics.
Ethicist: OK. What’s the story?
Reporter: Well, there’s this man who bought one of those interactive sex dolls and leaves it on his couch for his young children to play with while he’s not banging it.
Ethicist: Oh man that sounds messed up. I bet those kids are going to have some issues later on.
Reporter: Thanks, bye!