Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/01/sex-toy-rube-goldberg-machine.html
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I thought 2016 was over with already?
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Oblig:
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Using a gimp is cheating. That’s a Rube Goldberg DQ.
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That’s a lot of dildos right there.
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Rube Goldberg? More like Lube Goldberg, amirite?
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So, what this is really saying is: Happy New Year 2017…we’re all fucked?
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Am I the only one one disappointed this was a Rube Goldenberg machine made out of sex toys, and not a sex toy that uses a Rube Goldenberg machine to work? (As the headline hints at.)
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I think that would be a “Rube Goldberg Machine Sex Toy”
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Yes, I suppose you’re right when you break down the sentence structure.
But I still feel like the kid who just opened the prettiest wrapped package the same size as a new Playstation, and have it come up socks.
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I’m more upset that it is basically a marble run with dongs flopping around. There has to be more creative uses (in a Rube Goldberg machine) for a shopping cart of sex toys.
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anyone else curious how the rubber chicken fits in?
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I think this is really a Rube Goldberg sex toy machine because the alternative is just too disturbing.
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must resist the urge to google it…
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Not lengthwise.
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It didn’t seem like a lot to me, but I guess such things are relative. 
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Asking for a friend, are we?
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That one seems obvious…
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Sending a bunch to seditionists illegally occupying a Federal wildlife refuge was pretty good. Maybe not a “machine” but definitely a good use.
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