As an aside I do not see that anyone has blamed Global Warming yet for the increase, so I am going to take a crack at it.
- Longer, warmer spring breaks for college kids
- A warmer climate means a better growing environment for bacteria
- The assured destruction of mankind leading to increased nihilism among the general populace
- Increased temperatures making people more “hot and bothered”
- More people without AC having casual hookups with people that have AC
- Florida, something something
