Shampoo king wants to become a "warlord" with a "quite sizable compound"

The best part of this is their bragging up of their resources and headcount, like it’s a deterrent.

Warlord: "Imma got tons of acres, and 15 dudes, and food for a year, and my kids right here, and there’s, like, kevlar in our reinforcements, so we can defend against anything but a really prepared army! "

:ragtag group outsmarts him because they know exactly what they’re up against:

Warlord: blank stare from top of pike

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