But they did. Thames Water releases a lot of shit into the Thames at various points.
It’s one of the main motivations behind the new supersewer.
Contrary to popular myth, mushy peas are not mandatory. You may get ‘looked down on’ (being polite here) in some parts, for non-mushy peas, but in others non-mushy peas are very acceptable.
They were going for the Nessie effect. I fact, I’m amazed nobody has claimed it IS Nessie, as yet!
